Fenhintarp is a god.

He takes the form of a small, deceitful camel.

Fenhintarp created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenhintarp, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fenhintarp, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fenhintarp's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fenhintarp's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the east.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not bounce in public.