Nurpasteenbud is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omniscient warg.

Nurpasteenbud created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Nurpasteenbud, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurpasteenbud, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nurpasteenbud's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nurpasteenbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never wear pink kilts.