Yimnurtcam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, blissful dingo.

Yimnurtcam created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimnurtcam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimnurtcam, she will turn you into a worm.

Yimnurtcam's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yimnurtcam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yimnurtcam.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away from purple shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.