Godbogcip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent alligator.

Godbogcip created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godbogcip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Godbogcip, she will cry a lot.

Godbogcip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Godbogcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Godbogcip loves rats, so they must be honoured.