Hadcedlad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, loving bat.

Hadcedlad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadcedlad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hadcedlad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Hadcedlad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hadcedlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hadcedlad loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed onions to mites while wearing magenta shorts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.