Ligwikbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical whale.

Ligwikbonk created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligwikbonk, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligwikbonk, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ligwikbonk's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ligwikbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always obey Ligwikbonk's priests.