Quillxuckhin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing finch.

Quillxuckhin created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillxuckhin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quillxuckhin, he will turn you into a worm.

Quillxuckhin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Quillxuckhin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Worship no other gods but Quillxuckhin.