Mabbigont is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient frog.

Mabbigont created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbigont, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mabbigont, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mabbigont's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Mabbigont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always wear gray.

5. You must never eat coconuts.