Wigspag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody capybara.

Wigspag created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigspag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wigspag, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Wigspag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wigspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.