Febwithap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, conceited otter.

Febwithap created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Febwithap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Febwithap, it will make you grow a tail.

Febwithap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Febwithap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.