Rapstanmaddogbasswanloopcar is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Rapstanmaddogbasswanloopcar created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapstanmaddogbasswanloopcar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapstanmaddogbasswanloopcar, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rapstanmaddogbasswanloopcar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rapstanmaddogbasswanloopcar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about fire.