Rotsit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omnipotent goblin.

Rotsit created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotsit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rotsit, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Rotsit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rotsit's Holy Commandments

1. Rotsit loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about amino acids.