Fodsasqueeg Mobdudhonbastjip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, calm seal.

Fodsasqueeg Mobdudhonbastjip created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Fodsasqueeg Mobdudhonbastjip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fodsasqueeg Mobdudhonbastjip, she will manifest in front of you.

Fodsasqueeg Mobdudhonbastjip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fodsasqueeg Mobdudhonbastjip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fodsasqueeg Mobdudhonbastjip.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.