Farngilgid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful seal.

Farngilgid created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Farngilgid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farngilgid, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Farngilgid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Farngilgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Farngilgid on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about black holes.