Stigloopnull is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic centipede.

Stigloopnull created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigloopnull, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stigloopnull, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Stigloopnull's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Stigloopnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Stigloopnull must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must pray to Stigloopnull nine times a day.