Damhug is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful human.

Damhug created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Damhug, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Damhug, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Damhug's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Damhug's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Never talk about badgers.