Xenwapkin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited dragonfly.

Xenwapkin created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenwapkin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xenwapkin, she will turn you into a frog.

Xenwapkin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Xenwapkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away if six goats approach from the south.