Sitbedvigvenyogpangyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring crab.

Sitbedvigvenyogpangyatt created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbedvigvenyogpangyatt, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sitbedvigvenyogpangyatt, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sitbedvigvenyogpangyatt's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sitbedvigvenyogpangyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.