Huddumtofstiglinhit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, all-knowing alligator.

Huddumtofstiglinhit created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huddumtofstiglinhit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Huddumtofstiglinhit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Huddumtofstiglinhit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Huddumtofstiglinhit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not stand on grass.