Appfebomt is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, flying crab.

Appfebomt created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Appfebomt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Appfebomt, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Appfebomt's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Appfebomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Appfebomt loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about gravity.