Nancarbog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong fly.

Nancarbog created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nancarbog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nancarbog, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nancarbog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nancarbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not sing in public.