Rutshavmid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless octopus.

Rutshavmid created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutshavmid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rutshavmid, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rutshavmid's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rutshavmid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four badgers approach from the east.

2. Always wear black.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.