Haslognurlyik Rulnillbassfemloptettipod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited fly.

Haslognurlyik Rulnillbassfemloptettipod created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Haslognurlyik Rulnillbassfemloptettipod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Haslognurlyik Rulnillbassfemloptettipod, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Haslognurlyik Rulnillbassfemloptettipod's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Haslognurlyik Rulnillbassfemloptettipod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Hide from green turtles for they are unholy.