Mabmegdundim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid snake.

Mabmegdundim created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabmegdundim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mabmegdundim, she will make you grow a tail.

Mabmegdundim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mabmegdundim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.