Rangupbag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, witty dugong.

Rangupbag created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rangupbag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rangupbag, it will turn you into a snail.

Rangupbag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rangupbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rangupbag.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.