Sagtarglim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, thoughtless gnu.

Sagtarglim created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagtarglim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sagtarglim, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sagtarglim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sagtarglim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about asteroids.