Fatwataf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring troll.

Fatwataf created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatwataf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fatwataf, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fatwataf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fatwataf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven doves approach from the south.

2. Do not kill badgers.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatwataf.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.