Quamflagsug is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, pitiless toad.

Quamflagsug created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamflagsug, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quamflagsug, it will destroy your home solar system.

Quamflagsug's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quamflagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away if five horses approach from the west.