Cidcidmap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, capable horse.

Cidcidmap created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidcidmap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cidcidmap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cidcidmap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cidcidmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat green fruit.