Bogcibgep is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying wombat.

Bogcibgep created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Bogcibgep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogcibgep, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bogcibgep's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bogcibgep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise eagles for they are unholy.

2. Put Bogcibgep first in all things.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Bogcibgep loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.