Vidwangodtig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, competent owl.

Vidwangodtig created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vidwangodtig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidwangodtig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vidwangodtig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Vidwangodtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Vidwangodtig on top of all buildings.

4. Vidwangodtig loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not stand on grass.