Nilsakgil is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong porpoise.

Nilsakgil created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilsakgil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nilsakgil, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nilsakgil's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nilsakgil's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nilsakgil first in all things.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never go into black rooms.