Gebnurmot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet gerbil.

Gebnurmot created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebnurmot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gebnurmot, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gebnurmot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gebnurmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never run in the presence of porpoises.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Fast once a month.