Migcunbast is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid warg.

Migcunbast created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Migcunbast, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Migcunbast, it will come to you in dreams.

Migcunbast's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Migcunbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Migcunbast loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away from fawn moths, for they are unholy.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.