Suglinrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured gerbil.

Suglinrutt created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Suglinrutt, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Suglinrutt, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Suglinrutt's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Suglinrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Suglinrutt must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed carrots to pigs while wearing white skirts.

5. Never pour water over plants.