Tindosscibpin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart coyote.

Tindosscibpin created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Tindosscibpin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tindosscibpin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tindosscibpin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tindosscibpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never paint your hands purple.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never skip in holy places.