Quamdussteen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty hippopotamus.

Quamdussteen created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamdussteen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quamdussteen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Quamdussteen's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Quamdussteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to bats while wearing gray shorts.

2. Always obey Quamdussteen's priests.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.