Bidwipflis is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, astonishing hare.

Bidwipflis created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidwipflis, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bidwipflis, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bidwipflis' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bidwipflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidwipflis.

3. Bidwipflis must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.