Fitdumweg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, smart raccoon.

Fitdumweg created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitdumweg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fitdumweg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fitdumweg's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fitdumweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Never talk about amino acids.