Sidnakbus is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, vain yak.

Sidnakbus created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sidnakbus, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sidnakbus, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sidnakbus' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sidnakbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Sidnakbus on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray immersed in water.