Paghadsab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing zebra.

Paghadsab created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paghadsab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Paghadsab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Paghadsab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Paghadsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.