Dogmildam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy dragonfly.

Dogmildam created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogmildam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dogmildam, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dogmildam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dogmildam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Dogmildam nine times a day.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dogmildam.