Didgomlatlid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust deer.

Didgomlatlid created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Didgomlatlid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Didgomlatlid, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Didgomlatlid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Didgomlatlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about amino acids.