Bonfaszag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy skunk.

Bonfaszag created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonfaszag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bonfaszag, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bonfaszag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bonfaszag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonfaszag.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must love Bonfaszag.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.