Jinbodjip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering wasp.

Jinbodjip created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinbodjip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jinbodjip, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jinbodjip's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Jinbodjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Run away if six cats approach from the west.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Hide from pink porpoises for they are unholy.