Gedvilpan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest snake.

Gedvilpan created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedvilpan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gedvilpan, he will turn you into a goat.

Gedvilpan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gedvilpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not bounce in public.
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