Randibflis is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, conceited butterfly.

Randibflis created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Randibflis, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Randibflis, he will turn you into a slug.

Randibflis' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Randibflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Randibflis' name in vain.

2. Randibflis must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.