Sawbotbim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless hydra.

Sawbotbim created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawbotbim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sawbotbim, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sawbotbim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sawbotbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sawbotbim on top of all buildings.