Barnkapnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive raven.

Barnkapnarl created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnkapnarl, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Barnkapnarl, he will laugh at you.

Barnkapnarl's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Barnkapnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Barnkapnarl.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Barnkapnarl.