Rotabrap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain chicken.

Rotabrap created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotabrap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rotabrap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Rotabrap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rotabrap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Rotabrap loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help sick seals.